From: Maria Shehata

Subject: WAY UP!

Pete you're very pretty.
ok if that didn't brighten your day maybe this will:
I just talked to a customer at the bone and we were talking about comics
we've seen and she was saying that she came to see Florentine who she said
was alright but the guy before him was histarical. and i said oh yeah that's
pete lee. and she said ohmygod he was so funny i was crying! and i said i
know he's hilarious, did you buy a cd from him? and she said no but i wanted
to so i told her about your website (even though i don't know if you
actually sell cds off it or not) and she was like ok pete lee's his name?
why is he just featuring is he just not....and i said you were on your way
up and she said Oh yeah! WAY UP!!
Maria


From: Nicole Shroeder

Subject: Still talking about you...

Hi,
  This is Niki, the waitress, from Fairview Heights FunnyBone!!!  I wore your T-Shirt
the other day, all of my friends loved it!!!  I think you are hillarious,
and all of the girls at work are still talking about how cute you are!  Not
that you need an ego boost?  Take Care!  Hope to see you again!!!
    Nik


From: Paul LaKamp

Subject: Update!!!

IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU UPDATED YOUR JOURNAL.(I'M NOT GAY) BY THE WAY, THE DATE YOU HAVE IS 4/25/04.  IS THIS AN ADVANCED UPDATE.  OR DO YOU MEAN
3/25/04.(I'M NOT GAY)IT'S GOOD THAT YOU HAD A GOOD BREAKFAST.  EGGS AND
TOAST IS A GOOD COMBO.  DID YOU HAVE ORANGE JUICE WITH THAT?(I'M NOT
GAY)YOU'RE TRYING TO WRITE A SITCOM?(I'M NOT GAY)THATS COOL.  IF YOU ARE
LOOKING FOR PEOPLE TO PLAY YOU'RE CHARACTERS, DON'T FORGET YOUR FRIENDS.(I'M NOT GAY)WELL I HAVE TO GO.    I AM GOING HOME.(I'M NOT GAY)I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY UPDATED YOUR JOURNAL.  SEE YOU AT ACME SOMETIME.(I'M NOT GAY)

PAUL LAKAMP
(IM NOT GAY)


 

From: Gerry Kleckner

Subject: You're famous!

Pete,
I'm driving back from lunch today, flip on my satellite radio (which is permanently tuned to XM Comedy) and there was your name in lights. LED readout, actually. Pretty impressive.
Gerry Kleckner


From: Eric Nelson (emnelson2000@yahoo.com)

Subject: just letting you know you're funny

Pete,
      I am just writing to let you knowI  have recently hooked up XM radio and had a chance (several times now) to hear you on the comedy channel and you are funny as hell! I am also a resident of  the Twin Cities and am glad to see so much comedic talent in the area. Keep up the good work, and see you at Knucklheads.                                                                                            
Eric N.


From: Nycki (Evillemurs@aol.com)

Subject: You rock!

Pete~
My fiance and I went to Go Bananas Comedy Club and you were there
(obviously.). Anyway, you are by far, the funniest comedian ever! We still talk about
your show. Come back to Cinci and get drunk with the best of us.
Nycki


From: My Mom

Subject: Your Show Peter

Peter, you were absolutely wonderful in your show last night chickie. You are very funny, but I wish that your humor was a little more like that of Garrison Keilor. You have such a wonderful voice that you are not sharing with the audience. Why not sing a few songs like Garrison does on his show? Then, maybe you could have enough time to headline.

Also, remember you have a dentist appointment next time you come home.

Love,

Mom


From: Maggie Faris (maggiefaris@comcast.net)

Subject: Big Fan

Wow Pete, I just wanted to say that you are my comedy idol.  When we worked that prestigious gig together at some sports bar in Brooklyn center, it was the highlight of my career.  The way you lit the room on fire was poetic.  Even though there were less than a dozen people, you made them all cry with laughter.  Thank you for being so inspiring.  Now I know when I work a crappy room, all I need to do is think of your performance for inspiration to keep going.
Thanks again pete!


-Maggie Faris


From: Paul Lakamp

Subject: Snowboarding

Pete,

Are you ever going to update the fanmail page on your website? Do you even have any fans? I'm a big fan of your momma.

Anyway, will you teach me how to snowboard this winter?

-Paul Lakamp


From: MaryMack@hotmail.com

Subject: You are a good worker Pete.

Dear Mr. Pete Lee,

Thank you for the preparation and dedication you demonstrated in your performance last night at Acme Comedy Co. I know not many people realize you have a good work ethic (or so I've heard and might have thought),but my brother and I were very impressed with your efforts.

Please, display this letter on your refrigerator:  That way your parents and girlfriend can see your good work. (I used to be a school teacher.)  Also, don't be afraid to make copies and just hand them out to people on the street--that way even strangers will know you're a good worker.  Maybe you'll get a real job that way.

Just trying to help,

Mary Mack

PS...I wish we could have talked to you longer after the show, but my brother has a hard time with low ceilings.


From: Dubcycle@aol.com

Subject: Come back to Austin!

You were great; I'm still retelling a few of your jokes!  Most
music heads were tied up w/ sxsw this past weekend, but next time you're in
town let us know and we'll try to bring out our crew.


From: jesswoodstrom@hotmail.com

Subject: No Subject

Hi Pete-
I just wanted to say hi and tell you that I saw your show last night at Acme
and I thought you were great. Since you talked on and on about your website I thought I would check it out!! Good luck in your career!! I am sure I will see you sometime soon at a
future show.
Take care,
Jessica


From: thomas_irons@hotmail.com

To: Dana at Acme Comedy Club

The Sklar brothers were great last Friday night, nice work!!!  Although
great, the gentleman before them, the second act, was OFF THE HOOK.  What
was his name again?  I just want to keep my eyes open for his upcoming
acts.
 
Thanks,

Thomas


From: thomas_irons@hotmail.com

Subject: Fwd: Re: Sklar Brothers

Thanks for the laughs last Friday night!!!!  My boys and I were very
impressed with your ACT!
Chao box,
Thomas