This is Paul Hooper and I in Tulsa, OK. The owner of the Tulsa Comedy Club, Randy, parked his huge pontoon boat in the yard of the condo...CLASSIC TULSA! So, Hooper and I decided to get a 12 pack of Budweiser and yard fish in the sun all day. I caught a car that went by. Paul caught a buzz. Hooper is a VERY funny comic.

This is me, Steve Hirst, Pat and Michelle. Pat and Michelle own Nitwits Comedy Club in Sioux Falls, SD. They are very good at what they do, and they are quite possibly two of the sweetest people on this earth. Steve and I spent Thanksgiving week with them. I wouldn't have wanted to spend turkey day with any other family.

This is me standing at Charlie Goodnight's with Greg Proops from "Who's Line is it Anyway?" Not only is Proops good at Improv on TV, he is a brilliant stand-up comedian. I am a tough critic, and he made me laugh all week. Plus, he's a nice guy to boot! One thing about Greg, with his glasses off, I think that he looks like Dave Coulier from TV's "Full House." Same person? I've never seen them together...

This is Proops again holding a sign for my friend AnnMarie. It says, "AnnMarie, good luck during your first Improv show!!!" AnnMarie has been one of my funniest friends since high school, and she is finally entertaining mass amounts of people. She couldn't make the trip down to Raleigh, North Carolina, so Proops posed with this piece of paper. What a nice guy!

This is me with my friend Brit. She takes the most amazing photographs. Brit is one of the most talented and creative people that I know. Her husband Rick is pretty cool too.

Tracey Ashley is a friend of mine. She is also a very funny comic. This is a picture of her in the Acme green room. A second before I took this she said, "Pete, don't take my picture. I'm going to look stupid." She doesn't look stupid here. She looks cute, doesn't she?

This is Tracey Ashley and my dad Louis Lee. When we posed for this picture, she said, "Oh, is this so you can say you have some friends who aren't white?" I thought that was pretty funny. Louis isn't really my dad.

This is me with Nick Swardson and Bonnie McFarlane the week that we worked together at Acme. Bonnie writes for sheckymagazine.com. Nick plays a gay prostitute on rollerskates on Comedy Central's Reno 911. Bonnie was the chick that only got 6% of the vote on Last Comic Standing. She still was very funny and cute on the show. This picture makes her look like she has cleavage.

This is me and Lizzy Cooperman. At Knuckleheads comedy club, they always play Jock Jams CDs from 1992 to pump up the crowd. "Yall ready for this?" From our techno poses in this picture, you can clearly see that Lizzy and I are ready for this!

This is Laura the waitress from Acme Comedy Club. She is cute as a button.

This is me with Tom Simmons. I asked him to pose with me and act like we're best friends. Tom is really funny and a really nice guy. We are really best friends.

This is Andy Ritchie, James Moore and the lovely Dana Wajewojewajarrwujakowski. I don't know how to spell Dana's last name. Wajewojewajarrwujakowski it is then, officially. She had better get it changed with the DMV.

This is John Evans, his girlfriend Dena and Kevin Williams at Acme in Minneapolis. The funny thing about this photo is that they are all standing up. John is really that short.

Maggie, get off your cell phone. We're taking a picture. Okay, so this picture proves that John Evans isn't really short.

Give a girl a few Rolling Rocks and she is all over everyone! The top picture is Maggie Faris and I at Acme. Louis and Slagle are getting a show from behind. On the bottom, Maggie is getting to first base with Acme Sarah. It is official, Maggie Faris has gone WILD!

This is Maggie and I with Kathleen Madigan when we worked together in '02. She is VERY funny! She's so St. Louis, ask her tatooist. All week long, I kept saying to her, "Hey Kathleen? Are you happy? Or are you MAD AGAIN (MADIGAN)?" No wonder why she never emails me back. Maggie, I stole this picture from your website.

This is me with Paul Lane from the Des Moines Funny Bone. He's saying, "Pete, get your hand off of my ass."

This is me with Mark Cordes and the Round Guy in Des Moines.

This is me with my one fan Jess at Acme in Minneapolis. She is my one fan.

This shassy little sassy sent me an email after I performed in Austin, Texas, "Next time you come back to Texas, you can stay with me...that is if your girlfriend doesn't come along this time." Number one, how can I resist? Number two, doesn't this look like half of an engagement picture with her fiance cropped and photoshopped out? Number three, don't mess with Texas.

This is me temping in Minneapolis. The important thing to note here is the little blue piece of paper hanging by my head. It says, "The client should always hear your smile over the phone." Ahh! A little piece of corporate hell!

This is my friend Michelle. She kicks ass. She got hired to replace me at this temp job, so I could go on the road again in the summer. Did I mention that she kicks ass? Her boyfriend is www.dancingpaul.com.