This is me doing the theater show "Dating It" in Minneapolis. I'm hunky.

This is me with the beautiful JoAnn Grigioni from Comedy Central. My plan
in comedy is to hug my way to the top.



This is me getting to first base with Anne Harris of Comedy Central. She is SO into me!
SO into me!



WHAT, what??? I've never met anyone who is more of a party than
Allison Cohn from Comedy Central. This is me getting to first base with her
after taping Premium Blend. Her leg is getting to third base with me.
Lucky leg, lucky leg!



Kevin "K-Train" Williams and I are both Minneapolis comedians who
did Premium Blend this season. This is Kevin's awesome girlfriend Alex.
Watch out K-Train! I scored second base with your girlfriend!

Dear David Letterman,
Instead of throwing watermelons off of a tall building one night, could you
have me on your show instead? It would make me very happy!
Sincerely, Pete Lee

If you want to join the beautiful people's club, you need to know how to pose.
Otherwise, suck it up "Normies!" This total fox is Jamie Millward!



Why do I have such a huge grin on my face? I'm saying out of the corner
of my mouth, "Tom, get your hand off my ass!" Listen to me on Bob and Tom!



I worked with Dom Irrera at the West Palm Beach Improv. If you ask him about me, he'll say, "Pete who???"



These are the before and after pictures of me at the Manitou Triathlon. Half mile swim, 13 mile bike and a 3 mile run. The things I'll do for a day in spandex!

One of my favorite things about doing stand-up is meeting and becoming friends with some of the all time greats in this business. It's like being a rookie baseball player and getting to meet Babe Ruth. I imagine Jake Johannsen got that special feeling when he met me. "Good caption pete!" Go to jakethis.com!

This is me with Michael Buble at the State Theater in Minneapolis. I made a sold out crowd of 2,400 people fall out of their seats with laughter. Buble made them forget they ever even saw me. That aside, here's a little message to you John Bon Jovi, I'm catching up! I'm catching up!



You know you've made it when you get your first stalker. I kind of like the attention, so I'll
keep letting him think that I'm Larry the Cable Guy.

I'm in New York! I'm in New York! Not anymore, but I was! I went to NY to showcase for Montreal this year. I HEART New York. What a cool city, even with those gates...

I have be honest with you. I'll do anything to get on TRL. So, I hired a crew to fly me into Times Square on wires. It didn't work though, DRAT! Turns out, when I flew in, they were playing video number 8.

This is my friend Lizzy Cooperman from Minneapolis. She lives in NY now, so we hung out a bunch on my NY trip. Her poses are really funny. I call her first pose "the hussy" and her second pose "the cool cat."

"I'm homeless right now, which makes things a little difficult for my stalker." -Lizzy Cooperman

Let's get one thing straight! I'm WAY more awesome than Craig Baldo. He may be funnier and better looking than me, but I still have more hash marks in the "awesome" column. Take that Baldo!

From left to right: Josh Wade (comic and techno mixer with mad skills), Max Lance (a comic with a porn name who is way too talented to only be 19) and Leslie Cooperstyle. This was right after our showcase at the Comic Strip.

Did my Montreal showcase go well? Well, these total foxes thought so. They just had to have their picture taken with me because I'm a babe magnet. Okay, so that's a lie. I told them that I'm loaded because my dad invented salt.

One of my favorite comedians is Stephen Lynch. Baldo took us to a beer party at the Lynch residence. Baldo, maybe you are more awesome than me?

The beer party was in honor of Stephen's awesome wife Erin. She can open beer bottles with her teeth. It was her birthday. This is her smacking a pinyata.

A pinyata is no match for a woman who can bite the caps off of beer bottles. This is Stephen cleaning up after Erin's fury.

"This isn't going to be a 'KEGGER' Josh...so don't act stupid at this party!" -Craig Baldo

Erin and I went drunk skateboarding in Brooklyn at 5am. Bright ideas like that come from a neat little drug called Budweiser.